A conversation with my brother, just now:

Status Message: My CAR is back and it's fast 80hm/h dammit!

Euri: 80km/h?!
Euri: wag mo daw isagad sabi ni mama
Euri: hanggang 30km/h lang daw [until 30km/h only]
Jeff: ok
Euri: maximum na yun 30 lol [that's the maximum 30 lol]
Jeff: mag jeep na lng me [I'll just ride a jeepney]
Jeff: kc 5 na me alis sa bahay [i'll have to leave the house at 5]
Jeff: late pa ako ehh [i'm still late]
Jeff: kaya jeep na lng [so, i would rather ride a jeepney]
Euri: ROFL!!

English Translation:

Status Message: My CAR is back and it's fast 80hm/h dammit!

Euri: 80km/h?!
Euri: Mama said don't drive the car at it's limit
Euri: Until 30km/h only
Jeff: k
Euri: That's the maximum 30 lol
Jeff: I'll just ride a jeepney
Jeff: I'll have to leave the house at 5
Jeff: And I'm still late
Jeff: So, I would rather ride a jeepney
Euri: ROFL!!