I'm sorry about this, but I just have to post it. I know, I'm a fucking pervert. Whatever. -- <JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let's see the results... <JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything <JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. <JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." <JonJonB> "Your father, on the ot...

Gah. Social climber! Spare me! The only thing you know is how to drink coffee at Starbucks and brag that all your stuff are branded, where in fact, the only brands you wear are from Bench and Penshoppe . You know, pare, it's like you're bragging that your entire attire from head to toe cost about 1,500.00 in total which is roughly equivalent to 10% of the Atelier Boz dress that I wanted and and your body spray was like Atlantis - some 10 year old body spray. Then you heard this new thing called.. uh.. CK One and started to buy one and brag it's original and all. If I know, you just bought it from that new perfume refilling station in malls. But just to let you know, CK One is like "pabango ng bayan" and everyone seemed to have the same smell as you. Eww, you. It's not that I hate you or something, it's just that I get irritated over people like you.

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Okay, so my e-mails were damned to hell for all eternity. To make it more comprehensible for the benefit of the masses who can't understand me simply because I can't understand myself as well, sometimes, I can no longer retrieve it . So what's the point of asking and kept on reminding someone to back it up before the reformat? Whatever. This is all my Windows Vista Business Edition's fault. Damn you Vista. While I'm at it, damn you Microsoft. Going back to the scene of crime, one morning, October 19th 2007 at 8:15 am to be exact, my PC refuses to boot. AND after hours of rebooting and rebooting and God knows what he does with my PC, it came to our... err... what was his position again? Bah, whatever.  Never mind. Anyway, according to him, there's no way out of it and the only solution is to reinstall everything and so, I agreed. Now, he installed Windows XP because according to him, again, he doesn't know how to install Vista. So I asked him to at least back...

Short Recap: Dora (as in Dora the Explorer with the "abre!", "te amo", and a backpack with the talking/singing map) is our house maid who is too much . Dear Dora, This is the last draw. I've been fucking trying to be nice and treat you like a human being. Please take note that me being nice is not something you would encounter everyday. And god (all kinds) knows how hard I tried my best to keep myself respectful of you one way or another since you're old and all. But this is enough. This is as far as my patience go. Everyone knows, for a fact, that Patience is not one of my virtues. I am also short tempered bitch, if I may say so myself. And the mere fact that I am as warped as to have a tendency to throw things at you. Even so, rest assured that I am not the type to stab people on their back. So if in case you're seeing knives flying towards your face, one of this days, you'll know I thew that and I am intending for your death. Better be prepared. ...

So I got tagged of a Desktop Meme by Talamasca . Since I am at work, as of this moment, I'll show you my desktop. (Please click the imag...