Judgement Day Scoreboard

Thursday, September 22, 2005

On the judgement day...


Person: I'm ready to receive my judgement, God.
God: I know. I'm omni-everything, you know.
Person: ...
God: Do you believe in me?
Person: Yes.
God: Do you love me?
Person: Since you are God, lying would be useless, so no. I just believe in you because I'm afraid.
God: You know, I drowned an entire population in a mega high flood because they don't believe in me. I burned my creation in the fires of hell and let them suffer through eternity because they don't love me.
Person: God, you're ruthless.
God: How dare you, you infidel! I am your creator and you are merely a creation. Be thankful I even gave you your freewill to decide whether to love me or suffer the consequences of not loving me.
Person: God damn it, God! Do I even have a choice?
God: Thou shalt not use my name in vain. Didn't I wrote that in an ancient stone?
Person: Ooops...
God: Here's another one for you Satan.
Satan: Thanks God, you've been very kind.


Judgement Day Scrore Board
Day - 2
God - 0
Satan - 199,999,987,759,456

3 comments

  1. uh? Day-2??

    "God: How dare you, you infidel! I am your creator and you are merely a creation. Be thankful I even gave you your freewill to decide whether to love me or suffer the consequences of not loving me.
    Person: God damn it, God! Do I even have a choice?"
    THATS not "free-will" as far as a true dictionary definition; thats a Ultimatium

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