Don't Pick On It, Wise-ass!

I'm sorry if I can't be like other designers who has totally kick ass web designs. I know my blog design is plain. But I like simple, clean and organized designs more than anything. And it's in XHTML standard too that makes it, hopefully, work in different browsers despite that it's a 4 year old design. Don't pick on it, wise-ass. *pout*

Baby Lizard

I saw a baby lizard. It was beside my bathroom mat. It looked like it just hatched from an egg – that small. It's tiny and white and cute. I wanna squish it, I wanna squish it, I wanna squish it because it's cute. I kicked the mat pushed it a bit but it didn't seem to move. I kicked it again and it moved but I wasn't sure if it's just because I kicked the mat. I kicked the mat again and it moved a little bit again. I was restraining myself really hard not to step on it. I kept telling myself, "leave it alone, leave it alone." But at the back of my mind, I kept thinking, "I wanna squish it. I wanna squish it." Even until now, as I type here, I'm still thinking of wanting to squish it. I wanna kill it. I wanna kill it. I wanna kill it. I wanna kill it. I wanna kill it. Because squishing it makes nice sounds and killing it is fun. ?

Kwentong Taxi: Pulis

Medyo interesante ang nasakyang kong taxi driver. Nung nakaraang linggo ito, papuntang Pasig mula Makati ang ruta namin ni kuya kaya medyo napakwento siya. Nagsimula yung aming kwentuhan nung may nakita kaming sasakyan na hindi sumusunod sa batas trapiko. Driver: Iba talaga dito sa atin. Ang mga tao, hindi marunong sumunod sa batas trapiko. Tapos, itong mga pulis naman, nasusuhulan ng pera, kaya yung mga tao, lalong hindi na sumusunod sa batas trapiko kasi nasusuhulan naman yung mga pulis. Euri: Oo nga po. Driver: Karamihan ng mga pulis, nababayaran ng pera. Basta may pera ka, walang batas-batas trapiko. Hindi tulad sa ibang bansa. Karamihan ng mga pulis, nababayaran ng pera. Basta may pera ka, walang batas-batas trapiko. Hindi tulad sa ibang bansa. Driver: Totoo yan. Naranasan ko yan mismo nung nagtrabaho ako sa abroad ng 10 taon. Ibang-iba talaga dito sa atin. Ang mga pulis eh talaga naman mga buwaya. Nung nagtrabaho ako sa abroad 10 taon, nakaipon akong pambili ng bahay ...

Marriage

A marriage license should be just like a passport or driver’s license. If we are not interested to renew it, then it expires. We are tough women, we will fight for our right to be free from the bondage of marriage. — Margie Tajon Above all else, your party list has the LAMEST of lame name EVER, in the history of mankind. It’s called “1-ABAA” which is short for “1-Ako Babaeng Astig Aasenso,” for the sake of those people who are interested. On to the main topic, a marriage license, my dearest Ms. Margie Tajon, can’t be compared to a passport or a driver’s license. Having a husband is not just like having a new car to “ride on” and throw it away when you found a sexier and better car for your taste. And a family, for the love of all things, is not just some “luggage” or “extra trash” along the way. If you don’t wanna get married, then don’t get married. Live-in couples are very common in this day and ...

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