Wanted: Host

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

This is just an experiment conducted for the mere purpose of self-satisfaction and humor. This experiment is expected to bring smiles and laughs to uplift people's spirits despite the evil aura surrounding everyone because of several reasons such as stress, depressions and hopelessness. No! Don't kill yourself just yet.

3:27pm, cloudy weather. I left a message at a few people's messengers (they were all male). The following is the exact message left:

WANTED: HOST (21-29) can sing or dance - not required, but preferred and/or willing to learn. Lap dance is a plus. <33

By the end of an hour, these are the replies I got...

Reaction #1, Marcossius:
Marcossius: o_o
Marcossius: thank god i'm only 20

Reaction #2, Glitch:
Glitch: hmmm
Glitch: di na ako pwede
Glitch: sayang

Reaction #3, Poneros:
poneros: wahahahahahahahaah
poneros: di ako marunong sumayaw eh

Reaction #4, Siege:
Siege: magkano kaya?
Siege: maghosto na lang kaya ako?

Reaction #5, Jeromee:
Jerome: di ako pwede
Jerome: porn star gusto ko

Reaction #6, RD:
RD: san?

Reaction #7, Kureiii:

Kureiii: san mo nakuha yan malaki ba sahod
Kureiii: sideline ako dyan
Kureiii: di pla ako pede
Kureiii: 20 plang ako
Kureiii: underage

Pahabol Reaction, Kamotenista:
Kamotenista: pwede ba ako dun?...
Kamotenista: pwede pa ang toothpick sa ganung career? aba sayang din yan mahal ang mabuhay ngayon..kaya dapat kapalan ang mukha....
Kamotenista: aba, lalaki din ako

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24 comments

  1. SiegeWednesday, August 20, 2008 at 12:30:00 AM GMT+8

    Kureii at Marcossius: pwede yan, underage. ako, disi-otso ako nung nagsimulang magsayaw eh.

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  2. MarcossiusWednesday, August 20, 2008 at 12:31:00 AM GMT+8

    Hahahaha!
    Wag po mga ate at koya bata pa p me. :(

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  3. glitchWednesday, August 20, 2008 at 12:32:00 AM GMT+8

    fyi lang po... "alam mo naman number ko di ba?" was for the hosting client you mention which will pay using gcash... >.<

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  4. EuriWednesday, August 20, 2008 at 12:39:00 AM GMT+8

    Siege,
    LOL! Matanda na si kuya Rei. Asa, kuya Rei asa. =P

    Marcossius,
    Legal age ka na! Pwede na yan!

    glitch,
    Ay, ok. Will remove. XD

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  5. RavencroftWednesday, August 20, 2008 at 10:28:00 AM GMT+8

    Too bad I can't read Tagalog. @_@

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  6. ChetteWednesday, August 20, 2008 at 12:30:00 PM GMT+8

    It that... a host like in a TV sitcom? or its the other "Host?"
    lol.

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  7. randellThursday, August 21, 2008 at 6:09:00 AM GMT+8

    LOL XD Lakas ng trip!

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  8. trelumasThursday, August 21, 2008 at 6:18:00 AM GMT+8

    dami fans ah
    magtayo ka kaya ng ads sa edsa
    @__@
    malay mo, mas madame pa dyan makuha mo
    ehe

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  9. sundowndosThursday, August 21, 2008 at 8:23:00 PM GMT+8

    it's a good thing you didn't post what i replied... hehe

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  10. NajoThursday, August 21, 2008 at 11:50:00 PM GMT+8

    Babae di puwede? Kelangan ko pera.

    Haha.

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  11. EuriFriday, August 22, 2008 at 1:17:00 AM GMT+8

    Chette,
    No. It's host, the other host. XD

    sundowndos,
    I never got your reply. =(

    Najo,
    ROFL! Ako rin, I need money. XD

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  12. sundowndosFriday, August 22, 2008 at 1:40:00 AM GMT+8

    i did reply to you about it... you even laughed... you just forgot... :(

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  13. EuriFriday, August 22, 2008 at 2:02:00 AM GMT+8

    sundowndos,
    Oh! Right! Sorry... =(

    I just remembered. But you replied to me late. I already posted this entry. XD

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  14. sundowndosFriday, August 22, 2008 at 2:14:00 AM GMT+8

    hehe no biggie...

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  15. NelsonFriday, August 22, 2008 at 5:45:00 PM GMT+8

    And I suspect all of them to be your current officemates?

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  16. seloFriday, August 22, 2008 at 9:15:00 PM GMT+8

    I wasnt asked this :(

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  17. EuriSaturday, August 23, 2008 at 12:05:00 AM GMT+8

    Nelson,
    Hmm.. no. They are all my friends. XD

    I have roughly 250 people in my YM and about less than a hundred at my MSN and a few more in my Gtalk. These are only a few from those lot. XD

    Selo,
    Because you were offline at that time, goshujin-sama. Now, how about helping me out with editing Utawarerumono because I called you "goshujin-sama" like you wanted. =P

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  18. NelsonSaturday, August 23, 2008 at 3:30:00 AM GMT+8

    Offline friends?

    Wait, did you just say 250 in Y!M alone?! T_T In that case, there will never come a day with your messenger in color gray, right? (hmm, good rhyme lol) Does that also mean that you have three messengers open daily? I can barely imagine how your list would look like and how long it would have to take you to scroll just to find a certain contact.

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  19. EuriSunday, August 24, 2008 at 5:21:00 AM GMT+8

    Nelson,
    Yep, I have all 3 of them opened every single day. I use the search function built-in the messengers to find a contact. It's pretty helpful. :)

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  20. NelsonMonday, August 25, 2008 at 3:52:00 AM GMT+8

    I suppose you've at least tried using meebo once?

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  21. EuriMonday, August 25, 2008 at 6:33:00 AM GMT+8

    Nelson,
    Yeah, didn't like i though. XD
    I'd rather use Pidgin. :)

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  22. kureiiiThursday, August 28, 2008 at 3:29:00 AM GMT+8

    Hmm euri bata pa talga ako im only 18 ^^ ang kumontra mukhang kulangot.

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  23. kamotenistaThursday, August 28, 2008 at 10:49:00 PM GMT+8

    master kureiii kukontra ako kasi mukha naman akong toothpick na pinang-aalis ng kulangot...wahaha

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  24. KiatsuTuesday, September 9, 2008 at 1:21:00 AM GMT+8

    bwahahahah XD omg this is so funny~ i wonder why i i didn't see this post before~ XD

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