Memorandum: Mobile Number
Grand Duchy of Beyond Eternal Memorandum Date: Today (whatever the date is) To: Each and every single person who knows my mobile number From: Euri Darenthorne ( a.k.a. the pathetic loser), Grand Duchess of Beyond Eternal (web mistress) / High priestess of Gacktism and GPKISM Subject: Mobile Number Guys, you know how much I love you. I really do. I wont give you my number if I don't. So... PLEASE STOP GIVING AWAY MY MOBILE NUMBER TO OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT MY CONSENT! I do not appreciate anonymous text messages nor do I appreciate people sending me text messages just because they're bored and they need a textmate. If you don't have other things to do, go join extra curricular activities like mountain climbing. And if possible, lose yourself there and don't come back! No one needs you! You know how busy as ass I am, so get it to your thick skulls please understand. Side note: In case you're wondering and itching to ask, no, I didn't get a memo just now (not this