Thursday, September 22, 2005
On the judgement day...
Person: I'm ready to receive my judgement, God.
God: I know. I'm omni-everything, you know.
God: Do you believe in me?
God: Do you love me?
Person: Since you are God, lying would be useless, so no. I just believe in you because I'm afraid.
God: You know, I drowned an entire population in a mega high flood because they don't believe in me. I burned my creation in the fires of hell and let them suffer through eternity because they don't love me.
Person: God, you're ruthless.
God: How dare you, you infidel! I am your creator and you are merely a creation. Be thankful I even gave you your freewill to decide whether to love me or suffer the consequences of not loving me.
Person: God damn it, God! Do I even have a choice?
God: Thou shalt not use my name in vain. Didn't I wrote that in an ancient stone?
God: Here's another one for you Satan.
Satan: Thanks God, you've been very kind.
Judgement Day Scrore Board
Day - 2
God - 0
Satan - 199,999,987,759,456
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Saturday, September 3, 2005
And so people, should you fail something, blame yourself for your own faults. How dare you blame God for your faults! How very inconsiderate of you blaming something who doesn't even exists. Considering the fact that it was your irresponsibility that lead you to that situation.