Thursday, September 22, 2005

Judgement Day Scoreboard

On the judgement day...


Person: I'm ready to receive my judgement, God.
God: I know. I'm omni-everything, you know.
Person: ...
God: Do you believe in me?
Person: Yes.
God: Do you love me?
Person: Since you are God, lying would be useless, so no. I just believe in you because I'm afraid.
God: You know, I drowned an entire population in a mega high flood because they don't believe in me. I burned my creation in the fires of hell and let them suffer through eternity because they don't love me.
Person: God, you're ruthless.
God: How dare you, you infidel! I am your creator and you are merely a creation. Be thankful I even gave you your freewill to decide whether to love me or suffer the consequences of not loving me.
Person: God damn it, God! Do I even have a choice?
God: Thou shalt not use my name in vain. Didn't I wrote that in an ancient stone?
Person: Ooops...
God: Here's another one for you Satan.
Satan: Thanks God, you've been very kind.


Judgement Day Scrore Board
Day - 2
God - 0
Satan - 199,999,987,759,456

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

3

Hey, I'm still alive. I passed my supposed to be failing subjects. Hardwork pays off, really. But then, my grades were all 3.00. T.T I'm ruined. Let's see how things would turn out.

ja~!

Saturday, September 3, 2005

Thank God!

This morning, I was watching "Men of Light", a Christian TV program where 3 priest preach things and relates them to the practical life. What caught my attention was, "Why do people blame God or the church for something they themselves caused." And so I ask this, why should God take all the credit for something we ourselves took effort into? Whenever something good happens to a Christian, the immediate reaction would be, "Thank God." When something bad happened, God won't take the responsibility to it. If you, as a person, won't take responsibility for your actions, my best advice is to blame it on Satan. You know, even though Satan's name would ring the very definition of "evil" to humanity, in my view, he's the kindest person. What the..?! Okay, imagine you are Satan. Since the beginning of time, whenever that was, you're shouldering everything that God refuses to take responsibility in. Can you imagine how long has it been and how many people sin for everyday?! Damn! Even you would get tired of it. But no, he doesn't. And even to this moment, he stayed behind God, as he had always been, shouldering Him. He's the wind beneath God's wings. If he doesn't exist, God is nothing. Just like in a typical movie, would you appreciate a movie without an antagonist? Of course not. It would be the most boring and insane movie ever if there would be one. You see, Satan is not really all that bad. If he is, God would be like... the worst. Hey, I'm not telling you to be a Satanist rather than a Christian. I'm just saying, take responsibility for your actions and take all necessary credits to. Don't credit God. It's worthless crediting something that doesn't even exist. It like throwing away money. If you don't get my point. You're an idiot.

And so people, should you fail something, blame yourself for your own faults. How dare you blame God for your faults! How very inconsiderate of you blaming something who doesn't even exists. Considering the fact that it was your irresponsibility that lead you to that situation.
 

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